JEALOUSY

Jimmy watched a lot of television. He went to the movies a lot too. Jimmy would blog endlessly about the shallowness of this performance; the vapidness of that character. Jimmy would sit in his boxers at three in the morning and shout at the world about the lack of originality in Hollywood these days.

Jimmy was no looker; no Clooney nor Pitt. But Jimmy was no Lithgow either.

Jimmy’s biggest complaint?

“It should’ve been me.”

But Jimmy never tried.