The call comes in around 3 AM: Loud music complaint, respond and investigate. We knock on the door; Ice T or T-Pain (does it really matter which) blaring from the second floor window. The Old Lady bellows from within:
“Who is it?”
The door opens with a creak.
“Ma’am, you need to turn the music down.”
“Why I gotta do that? ‘Aint nobody in this motherfucker going to work tomorrow.”